Not cool enough for this.

"They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d..."

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 22:34:32 -0400

“

They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.

Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.

”

- Stoya (via foyuck)

I am inappropriately attached to Stoya. She is so eloquent.

lostfrostprince: #what if the doctor is saying a whole bunch...

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:23:42 -0400

lostfrostprince:

#what if the doctor is saying a whole bunch of different words in gallifreyan here #and they’re all just translating into physics because our puny human language doesn’t pick up on the subtleties #what if that’s what he really means when he says he hopes they’re getting all that down #secrets of time and space courtesy of the last of the time lords #what if

"One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him the joke isn’t funny...."

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 05:05:00 -0400

“One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him the joke isn’t funny. He’ll assume that you’re humorless and that he needs to save the good stuff for the right audience. If you really want someone to stop telling sexist jokes, you need to tell him, “I don’t get it” and then step back as he tries not to say, “It’s funny because women are stupid.””

- If This Isn’t From a Book, It Should Be (via gaircyrch)

Oh my god, I’m gonna have to try this it’s brilliant. I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.

(via stfufauxminists)

I’ve done this (it’s been so long I can’t remember what came seeing this quote or responding that way), but let me tell you it works. Just stare at them all blankly and say “what do you mean?”. Works every time.

(via iamateenagefeminist)

HA! I am using this from now on.

iluv-luxury: To see more Luxury pics on your dashboard every...

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 04:25:20 -0400

iluv-luxury:

To see more Luxury pics on your dashboard every single hour → Follow Me

Lol, this came up on my “luxury” feed. WTF? If Maccas is luxe, I must be rolling in millions haha

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Mon, 18 Jun 2012 18:16:08 -0400

justamus: how to walk like a queen [x] Advice from Charlize...

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:05:35 -0400

justamus:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Advice from Charlize Theron.

For those days when everything appalls and depresses and disgusts you. But you have to keep doing what needs doing. So you keep on, using fury and contempt for fuel, sweeping your obstacles from your path.

Charlize out of character is so different!

The Most Incorrect Asexual On Tumblr: Guys I'm in tears this didn't work.. Please try and help.

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:29:11 -0400

The Most Incorrect Asexual On Tumblr: Guys I'm in tears this didn't work.. Please try and help. :

ceruleancynic:

roachpatrol:

puravida-purelife:

I’m refunding everyone’s money as fast as I can but I have the abortion scheduled for next Monday so I need the money.. I’m going to post this again. Please reblog or give anything you can. Me and my boyfriend have been seeing…

That link didn’t work for me for some reason, is there another one?

marasbazaar: Alphonse Mucha, two of my favorites! Perfect...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 18:42:39 -0400

marasbazaar:

Alphonse Mucha, two of my favorites! Perfect lines!!!

erikamoen: kateordie: New Comic Day! Add your own alt text for...

Thu, 31 May 2012 05:22:37 -0400

erikamoen:

kateordie:

New Comic Day! Add your own alt text for panel 4.

kateordie

The original text for that last panel was: “Ugh. Society dictates that I sit here and put up with you until you get bored or interrupted, because asking politely for you not to bother me might make you aggressive. However, playing along despite having no interest in pursuing this conversation would make me a ‘tease’ and therefore worthy of insult. Even though I’ve never met you and you’ve invaded my personal space without my permission, asking for the basic right of privacy would be considered ‘causing a scene.’ I hate you for putting me in this position, and you don’t even realize it.”

It didn’t quite fit.

I have lived through Kate’s elaborated text description to this comic so. many. times. Especially in the last twelve months, my Unwanted Scary Male Attention encounters have been through the goddamn roof. It makes me fucking terrified and furious (but secretly, because I’m afraid of bringing out the offending guys’ aggression against me or ‘making a scene’ if I tell them to leave me alone)

All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and...

Wed, 30 May 2012 18:45:34 -0400

All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into white frosting. The amount of drops needed for the color you want is underneath the icing color. So convenient. :)

lacigreen: unless it’s bad porn, in which case:...

Sat, 26 May 2012 03:28:40 -0400

lacigreen:

unless it’s bad porn, in which case: mute.

fake/over exaggerated groaning and grunting….turn offffff

:)

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:17:26 -0400

I’ve always been scared of purple and blue eyeshadows, but...

Tue, 22 May 2012 04:32:39 -0400

I’ve always been scared of purple and blue eyeshadows, but this is very pretty.

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Mon, 21 May 2012 18:22:56 -0400

Something isn't right here

Tue, 08 May 2012 04:57:07 -0400

eschergirls:

the-crazy-geek submitted:

I’ve pondered over this image for a seriously long time and it STILL looks like Wonder Woman is snapping her spine here.

(I tried out the pose, but as I actually *have* a spinal fracture there was no way I could get near it)

Yes, she’s definitely swiveling. No wonder those Amazons are so hard to defeat, they’ve got extra joints.

Is the tied up lady meant to be a giant? She’s easily twice as big as that Mr. Fantastic/Wonder Woman lovechild.

Why "douchebag" is an awesome insult:

Tue, 08 May 2012 04:48:24 -0400

niaili:

When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,

“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”

ilikeartalot: Ashling, Tristan Elwell, 2002 Ohmigosh! So...

Mon, 07 May 2012 18:07:19 -0400

ilikeartalot:

Ashling, Tristan Elwell, 2002

Ohmigosh! So pretty. I love the Obernewtyn books!

"What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re probably thinking of words..."

Thu, 03 May 2012 20:21:15 -0400

““What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt (I told you not to hold back!), skank. Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy. I’ve even heard the term ‘mangina.’ Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up.””

- Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters by Jessica Valenti (via agentcoulsons)

emilianadarling: Laci Green (at her Tumblr or her Youtube...

Wed, 02 May 2012 18:59:19 -0400

emilianadarling:

Laci Green (at her Tumblr or her Youtube channel) discussing the myth of the hymen. Click here to watch the whole video. (x)

That’s nice to read, it really cheered me up for some reason to think that I’ve still got my hymen, it’s just more friendly and accepting now.

Nobody controls the actions of others.

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 19:45:55 -0400

Nobody controls the actions of others.